Shit Women Say To Me: Glad You Can Read My Subtext
Me: I thought you were dumb and that I'd hate you.
Her: I appreciate your honesty. Speaking of dumb, can I peruse your book collection so that I can rectify my situation?
Me: Sure. If by "peruse" you mean suck and by "book collection" you mean "cock."
Her: I'm glad you can read my subtext.